Clusterfuck!

This is an example of what our Friday afternoon clusterfucks devolve to:

Alexander: you fucking piece of shit mother fucking cum guzzling gaping vagina fisting shitbag

I love you guys


-Zhi

People I chat with

So I checked my chat history logs for Pidgin (an open source chat client) and made some interesting discoveries.

$ du -scb .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....gmail.com/* |\
      sort -t" " -k1 -n |\
      sed -r 's/([a-z\.]{4})[^/@]+@/\1...@/g'
4232    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/kann...@gmail.com
4375    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/mast...@gmail.com
4662    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/kadi...@gmail.com
4825    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/kres...@gmail.com
5458    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/rame...@gmail.com
5466    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/mill...@gmail.com
6367    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/jona...@gmail.com
6737    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/anxm...@gmail.com
7001    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/vash...@gmail.com
7049    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/carm...@gmail.com
7236    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/lanz...@gmail.com
7491    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/nluc...@gmail.com
8020    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/vmho...@gmail.com
8426    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/smus...@gmail.com
8563    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/jenn...@gmail.com
9068    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/jack...@gmail.com
9270    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/marc...@gmail.com
9381    .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/ritt...@gmail.com
10690   .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/cina...@gmail.com
10890   .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/m.az...@gmail.com
11372   .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/alex...@gmail.com
16103   .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/tomm...@gmail.com
25603   .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/jamo...@gmail.com
45047   .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/emil...@gmail.com
138056  .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/awkn...@gmail.com
263802  .purple/logs/jabber/zhi....@gmail.com/ajay...@gmail.com

(Data represents number of bytes logged in chats with respective IM accounts for last 30 days)

- Kanna and Fu, we need to chat more.

- Ajay, we definitely need to chat less.

- Alex, you've got a lot of catching up to do if you want to overtake Ajay (and this is only my @gmail account, doesn't include my @google!)

UPDATE:
I fail at Internet.

I apologize if my exposure of your email in plain text for the previous 12 hours leads to any more spam for you. At least this is a good test for how well GMail's spam filters work.

It wasn't up for too long, so maybe the crawlers missed it.

I'm really sorry. I'm a retard.